May 5, 2008

The paranoid professor: yet another reason to attend college online

Rogers’s Rules reports on the curious case of Prof. Priya Venkatesan, who has threatened to sue undergrads who gave her negative marks in their evaluations of her course. Here’s the text of an e-mail the nutty professor sent to her former students:

Dear former class members of Science, Technology and Society: I tried to send an email through my server but got undelivered messages. I regret to inform you that I am pursuing a lawsuit in which I am accusing some of you (whom shall go unmentioned in this email) of violating Title VII of anti-federal [SIC] discrimination laws. The feeling that I am getting from the outside world is that Dartmouth is considered a bigoted place, so this may not be news and I may be successful in this lawsuit. I am also writing a book detailing my experiences as your instructor, which will “name names” so to speak. I have all of your evaluations and these will be reproduced in the book.

Priya

Have a nice day.

Okaaaay. Even if you choose to overlook this Dartmouth professor’s abuse of the word “whom” and her failure to grasp the legal definition of discrimination, the above doesn’t sound like anyone I would ever want to be taught by.

Considering that university students aren’t state actors and have a damned good defense in the form of their own free speech rights, I doubt Priya would be able to find a lawyer willing to file this suit for her.

The Roger’s Rules post drew an impressive number of comments from the academic community — a few of them only slightly more coherent than those of Priya herself, but still plenty of substantive dialogue to make for an engaging read.

From the annals of the academy: Prof sues students for criticizing her

April 27, 2008

I’m not a Republican, Sen. McCain

Yesterday’s mail brought me two letters from John McCain, each asking for money in a slightly different way. I’ve accepted the unfortunate reality that supporting a candidate I feel strongly about means I get on that candidate’s mailing list and will not be left alone until at least November, if then. I know that, for good or ill, it takes tons of money to get elected President of the United States. That’s why I’ve contributed to a political campaign for the first time in my life. John McCain is the first presidential candidate I’ve ever felt strongly enough about to support with my money, and by putting a sticker on my car and a sign on my front lawn.

But I want to say a couple of things for the record.

I have to take exception to the second letter I received yesterday. It began with “Dear Friend and Fellow Republican,” and then went on to tell me, as if I cared, that Carly Fiorina has signed on as the party’s “Chair of Victory 2008.” Enclosed with that letter was a separate one from Ms. Fiorina asking me to donate to the Republican cause.

There is no really polite way to say this: I am not a Republican, and I don’t care who works for the party. I wouldn’t give money to the Republican Party any more than I would give it to the Democratic Party. When I voted in the Texas Republican primary, I was embarrassed to identify myself to the poll worker as a Republican. (Of course, I would have been more embarrassed to say I was a Democrat, especially in light of what it would have meant in that particular context.)

I gave you money, Sen. McCain, because I believe in you, and I did it despite, rather than because of, your party association. Due to the unusually low quality of this year’s two Democratic frontrunners, coupled with your own middle-of-the-road appeal, you’re probably going to have many independent supporters and not a few Democratic crossover supporters. It would be nice if we non-Republicans could feel that you understand who your base is, and calling us Republicans just because we gave you money is a poor start.

April 24, 2008

We can all breathe a sigh of relief

Turkmenistan is going back to the calendar (most of) the rest of the world uses. It’s a load off my mind.

April 23, 2008

“Who will rid me of this turbulent princess?!”

During the recent inquest into the 1997 death of Britain’s Princess Diana, it seems Mohammed al-Fayed’s lawyers dredged up a rather old “precedent” in their bid to summon Prince Philip to testify.

They formulated a “turbulent priest” theory, speculating that Philip created a climate in which British secret agents might have taken it upon themselves to eliminate the princess — a situation similar to that in which four of King Henry II’s knights murdered Thomas Becket in 1170.

The judges weren’t buying al-Fayed’s theory, though, and references to “the scraping of the bottom of the barrel” were heard.

Too bad, really. I was wondering who Prince Philip would be flogged by.

April 21, 2008

The degree-less need not apply

Career advice columnist Amy Lindgren answered a question recently from an Atlantan who complained of Internet job applications that shut him down as soon as he checks the “no college degree” box.

Well I understand this problem. While I haven’t been kicked out of any online systems, I’ve been shut down plenty by job postings that note “degree required” — sometimes even for clerical jobs. Knowing those degree-obsessed employers will probably hire someone less qualified for the job than I am might bring a tiny bit of schadenfreude, but it doesn’t do a thing for my career prospects.

Ms. Lindgren notes the many ironies in her reader’s question, and she’s far more sympathetic to his plight than I would have expected. About employers who nix candidates based solely on lack of a degree, she quips:

One of my favorite curses for inane hiring practices is this: I wish upon you the workers that you seek.

My sentiments exactly. The rest of the column is good reading, too — especially her advice on searching for a job that fits your qualifications, if not necessarily your education level.

Working Strategies: Experience? Yes! Degree? No!

April 18, 2008

Barack, Rev. Wright, and Pennsylvania

The thing about Barack Obama’s relationship with the controversial Rev. Jeremiah Wright is that it’s not a scandal. Sen. Obama hasn’t hidden bribe money in his freezer or been caught bumping shoes in an airport men’s room. No fireworks. Nothing to see here, folks.

It’s just that people have drawn a logical and reasonable inference from the association: that Obama agrees, or at least doesn’t strongly disagree, with Wright’s positions.

The continuing questions Sen. Obama faces about his association with Rev. Wright aren’t harassment. He hasn’t been singled out or held to a higher standard. If anything, he’s being given more opportunities to try to dispel the genuine doubts that association has created in the minds of voters. He certainly hasn’t been subjected to any more scrutiny than any other presidential candidate in the past half-century or so.

Sen. Obama gave a brilliant, stirring speech in the immediate aftermath of the Wright brouhaha. It’s a speech that will go down in history, one in which Obama demonstrated his fine oration skills and spoke in a brave and straightforward manner about things no one likes to talk about. For that he is to be lauded.

But the one thing the speech didn’t do is respond to the concerns it purported to answer: Does Sen. Obama agree with Rev. Wright that AIDS was created by the U.S. government as a weapon of genocide against blacks? Was American “terrorism” the real cause of the September 11 tragedy? Should “God damn America”? And if so, how would a President Obama reconcile those views with his oath to uphold and defend the U.S. Constitution?

Unfortunately, we’ll probably never know to what extent Sen. Obama agrees with his retired pastor’s radical views. He can’t tell us. If he disavowed any connection to Rev. Wright, we would lose respect for Obama as a human being. After all, he sat in Wright’s congregation for 20 years, was married by him, and had his children christened by him. You don’t build that kind of connection with someone and then turn against him when it becomes politically expedient to do so.

So, then, we’re left with that 20-year relationship, which speaks for itself. It can’t be explained away, and any attempt to do so would make Sen. Obama look worse rather than better. The senator is well aware of this fact, which is why he chose to divert attention away from it rather than face it head-on. He had no other choice if he wanted to remain a serious presidential candidate.

The unfortunate comments Obama made about Pennsylvania’s small-town voters, while far less worrisome than his relationship with Rev. Wright, are still an unpleasant peek behind the handsome, populist mask. The views Sen. Obama expressed are typical of the liberal elite, of which he is no doubt a card-carrying member. Obviously, he either didn’t know he was being recorded that evening or thought he was among discreet friends.

Sen. Clinton, to be sure, holds the same convictions as her rival about religion-clinging, gun-toting small-town voters. The difference between them is that Sen. Clinton is an experienced politico with the wisdom to keep dropping those Gs and to never voice her real views within a mile of any recording device. If only she could remember not to tell blatant, easily disproven lies near a recording device.

Sen. Obama’s being a liberal elitist shouldn’t make any difference. Can anyone name a powerful Democrat who isn’t?

The good news is, for the first time in a long while, we have a real alternative in a presidential race. John McCain doesn’t toe anyone’s party line. He’s a family man who doesn’t care what color his children are, a decorated war hero, a former POW who has seen the dark side of humanity, never lost his honor, and lived to tell the tale. No one pulls his strings.

Go McCain! If you have an extra buck or two lying around, please make a donation. He still needs our help to win.

Sen. McCain, if you’re listening: Either Joe or Condi would make a most excellent running mate.

April 9, 2008

Review: REA CLEP Humanities w/CD-ROM

As a returning student 18 years out of the game, I wanted to get off to a big start in a subject area where I already felt pretty comfortable. So last fall, I decided to take the CLEP Humanities General exam because it would get me 6 hours of credit for knowledge I already possessed. After getting 61/70 correct on the College Board’s “official” practice exam, I scheduled a testing date.

Then I got cold feet, decided a little preparation couldn’t hurt, and ordered REA’s CLEP Humanities with CD-ROM. The good reviews here were encouraging, and the “Testware” software put REA above the rest for me.

The good: The book contains concise yet comprehensive reviews of all the major subject areas covered on the test. (I thought I was pretty savvy, but I still learned a lot.) Each chapter ends with a drill on the subject matter — including material that wasn’t covered. If you learn all the material presented, you’re sure to pass the test. There are three complete practice tests, all of which turned out to be much harder than the actual exam. I found the heightened difficulty level to be a plus: Better to not get too cocky and to be a little better prepared than necessary than to not be prepared enough. (If you’re that close to the pass/fail line, maybe you need to just take the courses.)

The back of the book contains nice glossaries of (1) important literary figures by period and (2) literary terms. There’s also a conventional subject index.

The not so good: Testware is a good idea executed badly. I used it to take the first practice test and it scored me with 55 correct answers out of 140. This was a little discouraging, as I thought I’d done better. As I reviewed the correct answers and explanations, I soon found 2 questions I was sure I had given the correct answers to that Testware said I answered incorrectly. Then I knew there was a glitch when a question I had answered incorrectly was scored as correct.

This was all within the first 27 questions, so I stopped right there and re-did the first test, duplicating my answers from before. This time, I created an Excel spreadsheet, entering first my answers and then the correct answers from the key. My actual number of correct answers on test 1 was 78, not 55 — more in line with how I felt I had done. I didn’t use Testware to take the second practice test, but stuck to my spreadsheet method for it and test 3 (which is only offered in the book, anyway).

I was disappointed that the book didn’t have much in the way of timelines, and much key information was “buried” in the text such that I felt the continuous urge to highlight in the book, which I didn’t want to do because I intended to sell it when I was finished. Glossaries on artists, artistic movements, musical terms, and architects would have been nice but were absent.

Bottom line: REA’s CLEP Humanities book makes an excellent component to your test preparation. The software might be helpful in acclimating yourself to computerized testing if, like me, you’ve never done it before. Just don’t rely on the software to score you correctly. For added security, I recommend using a second preparatory book. Toward the end of my studying, I picked up a 2005 copy of Kaplan’s CLEP general exam book, which filled in some gaps for me. It also contains practice tests, and, unlike REA’s book, also includes book recommendations for independent study. (But it’s not as thorough for review purposes.)

I scored 78/80, which would have translated to an A if only Excelsior gave letter grades for CLEP exams. I would likely have passed without studying at all, but it was worth the extra time and money to go in feeling uber-prepared.

April 9, 2008

Review: REA CLEP Western Civilization I

I recently passed the CLEP Western Civ I exam with a 77 (out of a possible 80). I had used REA books in studying for the Humanities General and Natural Sciences exams and found them to be the best starting points for me. REA CLEP Western Civilization I was different in that it wasn’t just my starting point; it was virtually the only study resource I used for that test. What made this possible was the thorough and yet concise information found in this book, coupled with its straightforward approach.

The Western Civ I CLEP covers the period from the dawn of civilization (roughly 3,000 BCE) to the year 1648 — nearly 4,700 years. By contrast, Western Civ II picks up in 1648 and goes to the present — a mere 360 years.

To compress that much history into 352 pages (which includes two full-length practice exams and discussions of correct answers) is quite an accomplishment. To do so with clarity, and while preserving the contexts and transitions that are vital to the understanding needed to pass this test is a major feat.

There are no illustrations. You will need to Google search for maps, and for images of things like art and architecture.

The difficulty level of the practice exams was right in line with the actual test — something that can’t always be counted on with other CLEP preparation materials.

I would even go so far as to say you don’t have to be preparing for the exam to benefit from this book. Anyone wanting a better understanding of the world could read this book first for a broad overview of who did what to whom and when and why, before moving on to more in-depth studies.

April 9, 2008

10 ways online education matches or surpasses face-to-face learning

It’s an oldie but a goodie: The other day, I ran across this article by Mark Kassop that appeared in The Technology Source Archives back in 2003. Aside from the obvious online advantages of flexibility and on-demand services, Mr. Kassop makes a couple of points I hadn’t thought of: that online courses require more writing, and students who probably would never raise their hands in a regular classroom participate at a healthy level in the online world. As a taciturn type who loves to write, I’m pleased with this news.

March 31, 2008

Western Civ I bites the dust

Today, I passed the Western Civilization I CLEP with a score of 77 out of a possible 80.  I’ve posted my impressions of the test and the study materials I used over at the InstantCert Forum.

Woo-hoo! Bring on Western Civ II!